![]() How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place? With hare spray.How does the Easter Bunny leave a movie theater? Through the eggs-it.Why did the Easter Bunny visit the salon? To cover its gray hare.What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14-carrot gold.Who does the Easter Bunny call when he needs extra protection? A bunnyguard.What does the Easter Bunny say when he gets home from work? "Hello, anybunny home?".Why did the Easter Bunny take a nap? He was eggs-hausted.What do you call an Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny.How did the Easter Bunny get his job? He had egg-sperience.Did ya hear the Easter Bunny retired? He built a solid nest egg.What does the Easter Bunny use to style his fur? A hare dryer.How does the Easter Bunny travel from one place to another? By hare plane.What does the Easter Bunny order at Starbucks? Egg-spresso.What's the Easter Bunny's favorite game? Hopscotch.Why did the Easter Bunny stay home from work? He was having a bad hare day.What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip Hop.What do you call a group of rabbits dancing away from you? A receding hareline.Did you hear about the jelly bean that went to college? It wanted to be a Smartie.Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because wallpapering them is impossible.How does Peter Cottontail deliver all his eggs in one night? I don’t know, but it’s probably Easter said than done.What did one chocolate bunny say to the other? You make me melt.Did you hear about the angry Easter Bunny? He was hoppin’ mad.Want some Easter advice? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.Did dinosaurs celebrate Easter? No, silly, they were egg-stinct. ![]() What do you call a rabbit with an encyclopedia in its jeans? Smarty pants.Did you hear the story about the sugarless jelly beans? It's bittersweet.What kind of hotel rooms do chocolate bunnies reserve? Sweets.Why don't rabbits live very long? They're on burrowed time.What's the best way to send an Easter greeting? Hare mail.How can you tell if you're the victim of an Easter prank? Because the yolks on you.What do you call a gossipy rabbit? A busybunny.Not coloring eggs this year? Omelette that slide.Easter Sunday: Hare today, gone tomorrow.Whether you use one of these funny puns as an Instagram caption or include them in your Easter wishes to friends and family, we're sure you'll agree that these puns are simply egg-cellent. ![]()
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